TODAY ONLY!!! Get a KICKASS WEB DESIGN FOR ONE MEASLY DOLLAR! Yes, that is One US Buck. Not $5000, not $500, not $50, not even $5, but for today only get a Kickass Website for ONE US DOLLAR. ACT NOW!!
And if you act in the next five minutes you’ll also get a FREE FLASH ANIMATION for your homepage with the tabloid star of your choice, FREE ECOMMERCE with a preapproved merchant account, a FREE CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM, and a FREE BLOG! A retail value of over $5000 for a single buck.
Still hesitating? Hang onto your hat, bucko!!! . . . For the next two minutes, absolutely FREE we’ll add top NUMBER ONE PLACEMENT IN GOOGLE for 5000 of your chosen keyphrases, submission to 5000 search engine friendly directories, and a complimentary set of Ginzu Knives, a Popeil Pocket Fisherman, the Amazing Pasta Pot, and this EXCLUSIVE CHIA PET THREE TOED SLOTH!!!
Oh, and by the way, Happy April Fool’s Day!
[tags]April Fool’s Day, Crazy Kickass[/tags]